Funny Friday

Happy Friday J My goodness it came around quickly! With a million things to do today and only enough time to do perhaps three of them, I thought we would end the week on a light note with a few Friday Funnies. Enjoy J

I had a friend, Sharmayne, visit recently with her little girl, Eboney. One thing Sophie loves to do is emulate what goes on during the day in her imaginary play so it was no surprise when Soph all the sudden had another child called “Ebedy”. I thought that was quite amusing until she told me what her name was....”Champagne of course!” I could not stop laughing!

We were playing “I spy” in the car on the way home from visiting my cousin earlier this week and it was Sophie’s turn...”I spy with my little eye, something beginning with handbag”.

Sophie has a toy that says the Lord’s Prayer when you squeeze it...she is trying so hard to learn it:

Actual words	Sophie’s interpretation
Now I lay me down to sleep	....does to free
I pray the Lord my soul to keep	I praying that my socks to keep
As angels watch me through the night	Angels bathing for free tonight
Until I wake in morning light	Till....library high
Amen	A manners

Now, I have saved the best ‘till last...Mat was bathing the kids about a week ago and came out to share this hilarious story with me. Just to give you a bit of background information, I am always telling the kids they are so cute that I could just eat them up!

Sophie: “Oh, look at Elliott’s little willy, it is so cute I could just eat it up!”

Mat: Stunned silence and thorough amusement at Sophie’s utter innocence of what she’s just said.

Sophie: “Oh, and look at Elliott’s little balls...they are so cute I could eat them up!”

Mat: Flabbergasted, fumbling for words to try and rectify the situation. “We don’t talk about private parts like that Sophie...and Elliott’s aren’t little” (spoken like a true father!)

Sophie: “Why”?

Mat: “Because private parts are private. That’s it. Don’t talk about them”. Insert huge discomfort on Mat’s behalf here!

Sophie: “What about Elliott’s so cute, I could just eat him up”?

Mat: “That’s fine. Just no private parts”.  

Elliott: Playing with the bath toys, blissfully unaware that his “bits” were the focus of such hilarity.