Happy Friday!!

Good morning everyone, happy Friday J I thought we could end this week with a few Friday funnies on what having children has taught us. Enjoy J...

• There is no such thing as “childproof”...they will always find something to break into, open up, break apart or jam their little hands and limbs into. Childproof shmildproof.
• If you have lost something, check the fridge. For some strange reason, lots of toys and household items end up in the fridge when children are around.
• The volume of one child is the equivalent of about eight adults shouting in closed a bathroom.
• Children have a 98% success rate of jumping on their Dad’s and consequently kneeing them in the crotch. Mat has suggested he might start wearing a box to bed in an effort to avoid such morning greetings.    
• After playing “restaurants” with your children, always check the grill before turning it on...playdough melts quickly with an open flame above it and it’s messy.
• If your child asks “Guess what’s in my hand?” chances are you don’t want to know. If your child asks “Guess what it is my mouth” you really don’t want to know.
• Any sentence starting with “Mummy, I accidentally...” or “Ooops” usually means bad news.
• Finally, silence is not golden. Silence means trouble. Silence is the biggest alarm bell of all.

Happy Friday J