Thursday, March 29, 2012

Good morning everyone :) I have donned my Hazmat suit (well, my dressing gown actually) and am braving Mat's shed again this morning to chat to you all...must mean I love blogging with you guys or something! I see that his penicillin experiment is still going strong, despite me telling him last night that the medical world has advanced beyond this and I am more than happy for him to bin the whole mug! Not surprisingly though, that hasn't happened. I honestly can't believe how messy and gross this shed is; I am almost inclined to clean it up but I know it wont be appreciated. In fact, I would get in trouble for sure for throwing out something "important" that looks like rubbish to me. Besides, I have too much work to do inside after such an unproductive week.

That brings me to an important point...

Dear Cleaning Fairies,

If you are reading this...GET TO WORK! There's washing to be hung out and folded, beds to make, dishes to wash, floors to clean and don't even get me started on the state of the gardens! I have faxed my change of address form to you many times before but still, you manage to avoid coming to my house to clean. I strongly advise you to review your administration team because clearly there is a weak link there somewhere and it is severely impacting on your productivity and repeat clientele.

Regards,
Kate

Fingers crossed the Cleaning Fairies are surfing the blogosphere today and see my post :)

Before I go, I'll give you all an update on Elliott. His hand is slightly better today...the burns have blistered but he doesn't seem as bothered by them which is great. I was chatting to my dear friend, Shaz, who is a Vet and she advised that I dress the wound with honey (any honey will do) and a sanitary pad (yep, I'm talking a Libra ultra thin...wings optional) and some medical tape. I gladly put all my faith and trust in Shaz's medical advice so I will go shopping for some supplies today and dress E's wound right up. Mat rolls his eyes when he comes home to Elliott wearing high heels and bangles...I wonder what he will think of a sanitary pad taped to his hand lol :)

Have a beautiful day xox

PS - Just as I was about to publish this blog entry, Sophie calls out from inside "Mum, I made my bed!" My goodness, maybe the Cleaning Fairies didn't hear me but someone must have :)

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