Exclusive Giveaway!

Exclusive giveaway of my husband. 


Please consider the information below prior to expressing your interest as there is a strict no returns policy:

• Item is in used secondhand condition.
• Item not in original packaging, packaging has expanded in various locations.
• Manufacturing fault with ears as they do not always function.
• Frequent communication breakdowns resulting in a hostile home environment.
• Ignores explicit instruction and unable to process more than one request at a time.
• Vision problems particularly relating to domestic duties.
• Consumes excessive amounts of fluid, usually in the form of beer, to the detriment of functional ability.
• Any system upgrade attempts are rejected by this particular model. What you see is what you get.

Free to a good home


I am only joking of course...it does not need to be a good home.