Stuff your face Friday!

I don't know about you guys, but to me, today seems like the perfect day to dabble in a little emotional eating. What better way to deal with stress than eat loads of terrible food and beat yourself up about it afterwards? Wash that guilt down with a Mars Bar and a glass of Coke I say! Well, not really, I think I will opt for baked goods and cereal instead. It's a shame really, I have had such a good week of healthy eating and exercise and I have managed to reduce my multiple chins down to just one and a half! But today, all of that shall go out the window as I eat my troubles away. Curse you emotional eating, curse you.

My troubles are likely nothing when compared with other peoples challenges, but to me, they are significant. I know there are resolutions, I know everything will work out, blah blah blah, but right now, I am in wallowing mode and I shall stay here until I have eaten enough food to make me a viable contestant for The Biggest Loser 2013. The only hitch in the plan is that money is tight so I can't spend too much on junk food and also I don't like the kids seeing me eat junk food because I am always harping on at them about making healthy food choices. I shall just have to hide in the bathroom, away from the kids, behind a locked door and eat a giant bowl of Rice Bubbles covered in cream (don't knock it 'till you've tried it) washed down with a glass of chilled champagne. Oh, wait, it's like not even 8am yet...the cream could be a little indulgent as a breakfast choice. Rice Bubbles and champagne it is! (Don't worry Child Protective Services, of course I am not going to have that for breakfast...we ran out of Rice Bubbles two days ago when the kids poured them all over the floor while I was neglecting to adequately supervise them). Champagne it is!

Needless to say, yesterdays efforts to improve my mood made no real difference at all but I am hopeful that things can only get better. Bottoms up ladies! Happy Friday xox