I don’t want to do today. I want to call in sick. Who has the phone number on calling in sick for a Motherhood gig...? Somebody...? Anybody...? Nobody! That’s right, because we can never take a day off even if we want to! I knew it all had to come crashing down as I have had two reasonably nice days in a row. I must have peaked yesterday and am now feeling so exhausted and grumpy, coming off my high I guess. This is how I know it is going to be a feral day:
- My essential to do list is longer than the amount of free hours I have available today.
- When I heard Sophie’s voice for the first time this morning it pierced through my skull. Good god child, all of my waking hours are filled with the sound of your voice! She NEVER stops talking!!!
- It is 6am and Sophie is watching TV. She is a total feral if she watches TV in the morning but as I said, I don’t want to do today so the TV is going to babysit her as much as possible. She still talks while watching TV but thankfully a whole lot less!
- I cringed when I heard Elliott’s whingy morning wake up. Apart from the fact that it is just way too freakin early at 4:50am, he is a fidgety pain in the backside to give a bottle to. He wants his bottle, drinks it all up in fact, but he kicks and pushes and just acts like a total pain in the arse EVERY time. Even when I breastfed him he would act like he was riding a bull by waving his arm in the air. If I held his arm still he would wave his leg in the air instead. Fidgetty pain in the bum. I hate it. Once we get through Christmas, the bottles are going!
- The weather is rubbish and I have about 4 loads of washing to do. Plus sheets!
- Last nights dishes are still adorning the kitchen bench. Stupid cleaning fairies have never received my change of address form since moving out of Mum's place.
So all in all, it is going to be a less than grand day. I have already tried positively self talking myself out of it blah blah freakin blah. It hasn’t worked. My appointment with the GP about going back on antidepressants can’t get here quick enough!!!!
2 comments:
You should break something like full on destroy it it always makes you feel better. But dont break something you will later go " Dam I wish I didnt slash my tyres I really need to go somewhere" or " crap i look like an idiot after i attacked my head with scissors" or " I wish i didnt kick that post know my ankle is sore" (ben) something like that more of a "good I feel good now all I have to do is put that in the bin and move on with my day." Ok so go detroy a box or something like that
lol Sam!!! Hilarious. I am plotting what could be destroyed...hmmm. I'll check out Mat's shed, nothing in there of value or importance to me :)
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